*gets on tiptoes to whisper into dairy cow’s ear* why ya titty out
How short are you that you need to stand on your toes to talk to a cow?
Looks like we got ourselves a city slicker
- touchin my butt
- touchin ur butt
- no butt touchin
Taylor Marie McCormick aka Lalasiy - 1: Float On, 2012 2: 3.52, 2011 3: Starrs, 2012 4: Nightlights, 2012 5: Cosmic, 2012 6: White Night, 2012 7: Trance, 2012 Photography
DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.
me: i want something very short and small and cutesy but most importantly body safe and discreet
sex toy companies: try the DEVASTATOR SEVENTY THREE INCHES OF PURE JELLY RUBBER HYPER REALISTIC VEINS WE SHOWED IT TO A NUN ONCE AND SHE BURST INTO FLAMES THERE’S ONLY ONE SETTING: DEVASTATION THE VIBRATIONS CAUSED AN EARTHQUAKE MILLIONS ARE DEAD
i am dead and this is the post that killed me